Today in the Cafeteria.
Me: Is that bubble gum on your butt?
Girl: What? No!
Me: Cuz that booty’s poppin’!
I never thought that it’d be easy, because we’re both so distant now. No one has a solid answer, we’re just walking in the dark.. If you could see the look on my face, it just tears me apart.
But at the end of the day… I’ve been through it all.
So my girlfriend got me this rainbow ring. Yeah mother fuckers, my girlfriend is better than yours.
pretty much me, everyday before work.